Simpsons Roasting on an Open Fire: It's better to take than to receive! After Bart's tattoo removal, Homer's failure as a department store Santa, and a bad day at the dog track, Christmas prospects look dim for the Simpsons. But Homer seizes the day and, with the help of Santa's Little Helper, blunders home with the best gift of al - something to share the family's love. And frighten prowlers.
Sweet Seymour Skinner's Baadasssss Song: Be careful what you wish for! Bart's dog runs amok at Springfield Elementary, getting Principal Skinner fired. But when replacement Ned Flanders tries to put the "pal" back in principal, Bart actually joins forces with Skinner to help him reclaim his job. A strangely instructive saga of greased Scotsmen, forbidden friendships, and the peculiar effects of prayer.
Trash of The Titans: When Homer decides he'd rather live in a dump than in a world run by snooty garbage men, Springfield gets turned into America's trash-hole. Luxuriate in the warm, fuzzy embrace of Love day! Squirm to the rancid touch of garbage water! Scale the smelly heights of Diaper Mountain!
Bart gets an F: If Bart doesn't pass history, he is history! This calls for extreme measures. Will Otto crash the school bus - on purpose? Can Martin Prince be cured of cooties? Is a last-minute deal with God legally binding? Will Bart be forced to actually... study!?! Find out the exciting answer in this gripping story of desperation, deceit, and a big red pen!
Lisa's First Word: The sooner kids talk, the sooner they talk back! Flashbacks reveal the early struggles of the Simpsons. For his first two years Bart lives in bliss, but when Baby Lisa arrives and starts getting all the attention, Bart starts getting even. A turbulent and toddling tale of jealousy aflame, tantrums tamed, and love proclaimed.